my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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