READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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