So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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