Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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