I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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