did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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