but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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