is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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