Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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