Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
