the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize