If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He shit in the fireplace
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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