Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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