dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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