Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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