You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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