your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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