i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
