It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize