She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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