$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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