nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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