She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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