I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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