so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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