I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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