and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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