I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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