I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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