the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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