Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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