i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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