We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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