I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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