she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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