Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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