so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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