yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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