What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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