doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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