Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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