the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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