Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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