Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Randomize
