There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize