scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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