hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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