if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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