i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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