no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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