Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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