All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
