Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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