FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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