The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
