in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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